everything in one place: Cheryl Cole's bum tattoo pictured in full might be the biggest thing we've ever seen

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Cheryl Cole's bum tattoo pictured in full might be the biggest thing we've ever seen

Bringing new meaning to the phrase 'rosy cheeks', Cheryl Cole's massive back tattoo goes all the way down to her bum and upper thighs

When Cheryl first showed off her new back tattoo on the Girls Aloud tour back in February, we all speculated about how low it went.
Here's what Fleet Street Fox had to say at the time .
And then when she wore this see-through top at the airport a few weeks ago, we realised it was MASSIVE.
But now we know it's waaaaay bigger than we'd ever imagined, covering her entire bum.
Each cheek has its own flower. Like Chezza's trying to make a point about how her poo smells like roses or something.
Cheryl's tatooist Nikko Hurtado instagrammed the shot of his masterpiece with this cryptic message:
"Here is a in progress shot of a Tattoo I've been covering up and reworking. Really exited to show healed shots. It was some intense tattooing sessions. She's tough as nails."

Although it obviously didn't take long for everyone to realise it was Chezza.
It's since had 25.8 thousand likes.
And now we know that the Geordie pop star favours pink lacy thongs as underwear.
We can't even imagine how how painful a tatt like that must be. We nearly passed out getting our ears pierced.

Cheryl Cole — This was just the tip of the iceberg

When she first got the ink done Cheryl said:
'It was really painful but I think I'm done with tattoos now. It wasn't for any particular reason, I just liked the design. It took 15 hours in total."
FIFTEEN HOURS?! And it's still a work in progress by the looks of things.
Here's Cheryl and her tattooist (who she must know pretty well by now):

We can't wait to see what a tattoo like this looks like when Cheryl gets old and her now pert derriere gets all saggy and wrinkly.
The garden won't look quite so rosy then.
Let's look at Cheryl's tatt in clothes: