Sunday, August 25, 2013

Rihanna hides her boobs in diamantes bra for most naked taxi journey of all time


Confirming that she just has absolutely no awareness of the cold, the very underdressed singer didn't even wrap her seatbelt around for extra warmth
Well, this doesn't look uncomfortable in the slightest
Well, this doesn't look uncomfortable in the slightest

We always knew that Rihanna had superpowered stamina levels. After all, who else would fly to another country just for a bit of a street party?
But just in case you needed some more evidence of the singer's heroic abilities, she's worn her diamante pants on the outside of her fishnet tights for you too. Henry Cavill, eat your heart out.
Rihanna tweeted the picture from the back of a cab, presumably taken on the way to one of the Cropover parties she attended in Barbados at the weekend.
Which is something we worked out because Rihanna captioned the picture "Cropover2013". And that gave us a bit of a hint.

Rihanna
Rihanna recently tweeted this picture. Maybe she just doesn't like clothes

(Lovely cultural note for you: Cropover is an age-old local festival in Barbados, celebrating the end of a successful sugar cane harvest. And apparently involving a lot of scantily clad of popstars wearily little more than an angelic smile.)
And once you look past the not-so-safe (/vaguely provocative) position that Rihanna's sat in, you'll see that she's wearing some very sparkly stick-on gems.

 

Sort of like the kind teenage girls stick on the back of their iPhone cases. But on her breasts instead.
We're just glad she's having such a good time.
Er, can we come out with you please Rihanna? We promise not to moan when people spill beer in our hair like we do at the Notting Hill Carnival ... (well, we can't promise anything really)


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